I frequently disagree with people. I tell myself it's because their all idiots (true) and I'm better than them (also true). It's actually because I'm a jerk (true). Regardless, I have a question for you.
What's the best way to die?
Seriously, think it over.
Now.
Before reading any more.
Ready?
Last chance...
You're wrong. No, it doesn't matter what you said. Besides, you probably took the mindless sheeple answer and said 'Die in my sleep.' If you had an ounce of creativity, you might have picked unexpected decapitation. Quick, and pretty painless. You're still wrong though. The answer to the question is an adverb. You can stick on all the qualifiers you want, but it all will boil down to the same thing. The best way to die is: spectacularly. It has endless possibilities, but it means you leave your mark on the world. Bloodstains are hard to get out.
Task #1. Leave a comment telling everyone your original (wrong) answer.
Task #2. Decide the best spectacular way to die. If you have an idea, but it's not yet perfect, considering adding the phrase on fire or in space. But not together. It's hard to burn without air.
Also, a note. I was writing something, and it spiraled madly out of control. All I retrieved from the flaming wreckage was the following, regarding photochromatic lenses. 'One would be best advised not to wear them at midday on a cloudy January day whilst driving through a blizzard. They will betray their owner.'
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You've heard of spontaneous combustion? I want to undergo spontaneous fusion. I want every atom in my body to suddenly fuse into a massive, yet unstable, super-element that would then decay at an astounding rate, leaving no trace of my existence but the massive explosion of energy caused by my fusion.
ReplyDeleteFission would work too, but it seems a little improbable. I mean, let's not get crazy here.
My original answer would be to be shot in the head by a serial killer. Not only would law enforcement be able to use my death to find that serial killer, but it would also be fairly painless. And not that gory.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... to die spectacularly? Oh! If I would be elected president and have a fatal stroke just after being sworn in, that would be fairly spectacular.
Wait a minute! What the crap were you doing up at 2 AM?!?!? Youtube again?
ReplyDeleteNo, silly, I was blogging! Just after watching Youtube.
ReplyDelete*makes exasperated noise* Naturally.
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