Lethargic Letter-Key Pressings

I ask that you ignore the self-explaining atrocity that is my title. I'm tired. Deal. I just wrote the next weeks worth of material for rps and I want nothing more than to go to sleep. Which I intend to. After typing this and watching the forty videos in my Youtube inbox.

Signs I am tired:

1. I normally take my laptop from my desk to bed with me so I can fall asleep in the comforts of the interblags. To do this, I first unplug my mouse. I did so. Then I grabbed the mouse and tried to... something. I can't remember. Anyway, the mouse didn't work and it took me a half minute to figure out why.
2. I decided 'Lethargic Letter-Key Pressings' could be a good title.
3. I picked up the mouse and tried to move into the main body of the post. It still failed to function.
4. I pondered this, and typed the first bit you saw above, and I spent a minute trying to figure out how to spell inbox. In my defense, Firefox underlines it as a typo, so I had some right to be confused.
5. I grabbed the mouse to start the bullet points. It did not work.
   
6. After thinking about this, I proceeded to grab the mouse and try to select bullet points. It seemed to be stubbornly refusing to magically work.
7. At both the second and fifth bullet points, I grabbed the mouse to fix a typo. I think the universe hates me.

I had relevant topics, but they elude me. I will make another list, as I can.

• I just tried to use the mouse again. After typing about how it won't work now. Sad face :'(
• See Avatar. It's a good movie. And a gorgeous one too.
  
• Oh no you don't, Mister Hand! I stopped you before you got to the mouse this time.
• My hand is, as I type, hovering over the mouse. It went there to capitalize 'Mister Hand.' After five minutes thought.
• Today I learned that everyone laughs at Bush's inability to speak coherently. Even those who worship him. Like, as the Creator of All. They laugh too.
  
• I just offended some of you. I fail to care.