Sunday, May 23, 2010

Distracting Bees

Bees are either eusocial or a superorganism. Some debate rages around this topic. I refuse to put forth an opinion. However, if they are a superorganism, does that make them asexual? Because the superorganism would breed with itself.

At the moment I'm writing this, I'm merely eight days behind on my writing. A week if you want to be generous. That would be acceptable but for the fact that this is progress.

Why am I writing here if I'm so far behind on what matters?

Ah, yes. Because my last post here was three weeks ago. 


I write for an audience I do not have. An audience so vast that it is nigh innumerable. An audience that would exist but for the fact that no one ever spreads the word about my words.


Fail is a verb. There cannot be a fail. There can be a failure. Can not is as acceptable as cannot. Antidisestablishmentarianism has far too many prefixes. Meaning one. One too many.


Well, I'm done here. To Between the lines to-

Augh. These take forever.


By the way, the abbreviations are BTL, rps, and FWIC. You must never capitalize rps as a rather pleasant site is uncapitalized. Deal with it.

3 comments:

  1. "An audience that would exist but for the fact that no one ever spreads the word about my words."

    Ahem!
    http://ocremix.org/forums/showthread.php?p=665880#post665880

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  2. ...but for a few isolated incidences. Better?

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  3. This is a very random post. I enjoyed it, though.

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