After a single metric eternity (which is to say 3.14159 Imperial eternities, or 2i English eternities) I finally posted on BTL. I must confess to feeling a bit threatened. Met has begun posting (my thing) regular content (my thing) in the form of a story (mine) with no visible end (agh!). Now he's started talk of a BTL of his own. The voices in my head don't like that. They want me to keep my spot as main contributor and chief madman. The former is in jeopardy. For the first time in recent memory, the front page is less than 50% my work. I'm ashamed.
Да! Нет! Водка!
Which is to say, whether the answer is Да or Нет, the best response is Водка!
Cthulhu haunts my thoughts, Nyarlathotep my dreams, and Azathoth the daemoniacal aether between.
Nyarlathotep! [Middle Egyptian singing]! Nyarlathotep! [Again]!
I propose we end the discrimination. Numbers are runes too, and should be treated as such. They deserve equal rights. I have a dream that we will one day be able to remind people to capitalize their ones. I have a dream that the best mathematicians will write numerical equations entirely in cursive. I have a dream that one day, numbers and letters can meet to plague schoolchildren in new, horrific ways.
Yes, I know the lyrics to Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa).
Yes, I know the lyrics to Caramelldansen.
Yes, I know the lyrics to Re Your Brains in French.
Also? American Sign Language.
Answer the title of the post for me.
The above will suffice. This post is now complete.
I lied. You should know I beat a game of Minesweeper today. On expert. That is no mean feat.
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"Met has begun posting (my thing) regular content (my thing) in the form of a story (mine) with no visible end (agh!)."
ReplyDeleteSo you want me off? I thought it was helping you. Regular content isn't your thing if you haven't noticed how inconsistent RPS was back in the day compared to how consistent EDCF was through 2006 and into early 2007. You're just about as arrogant and as jealous as me. It's a wonder we manage to get along...
"Now he's started talk of a BTL of his own. The voices in my head don't like that."
You suggested it; blame yourself.
"They want me to keep my spot as main contributor and chief madman. The former is in jeopardy."
Main contributor... yes you posted, but it's nothing if not for my comments (although now you can make it without me, but I won't allow it). As far as contributing goes, just keep writing and we'll overwhelm the audience with awesomeness.
"For the first time in recent memory, the front page is less than 50% my work. I'm ashamed."
Actually I believe it's the first time in history... Yes you should be ashamed; it's your fault, live with it.
Hey, the Apocalypse and Darkness and Light are extraordinarily consistent by the blog's standards.
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