Sunday, February 28, 2010

Short

The theremin is a machine of brilliance. You play the air itself, and haunting music spews forth.

Firefox apparently thinks theremin isn't a word.


People who say communism is great only in theory are idiots. Just because something has yet to be achieved doesn't mean it can't be. I mean, really.

That's the thought dump for the week. Deal with it.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Life is an Interrobang

They make a punctuation mark for what

I think I'm in love.

The interrobang is a combination of an exclamation point and a question mark that is used in situations where both would apply. The dull-witted fools of you who read this are no doubt wondering why we need a punctuation mark for that when one can use both the pretty stick point and the curvy huh point right after each other. Only idiots do that. It's poor form.

How can it be so beautiful

Oh. Like that.


In other news, Qupar has admitted to reading some of an Obi/Luke slash fic. Yes, slash.

What more? I write these things without any particular direction in mind.

Though a native English speaker, and a worshiper of that faith, I ask all my basic interrogatives in Spanish. For example, if you were to tell me that the French were likable people, I would reply with an incredulous "Que
‽" (Hah! Interrobang!) Periodically when I speak, I transition into the language. Why? I'll never know. It's neither as flawless as English (Heh. I made a funny.) nor as beautiful as Portuguese. It's not even arrogant like French.

Meh.

I realize there's no inverted interrobang in my cross-language question. I couldn't find one. Deal with it.

Was it rude to call French arrogant? I'd like to apologize to all the French people in the audience. Just because you hate the world and live in a country that smells of urine does not in any way mean you're arrogant. You may merely be delusional, or suffering from a rare form of extraordinarily severe chronic stupidity.